by R. Sumner
01/25/2007
I just got back from working the Sportsman’s show in the Bay
Area for Jim Hill’s Discount Flies. Jim’s son Brandon and I filled up the
Suburban with flies and headed south to San Mateo, about twenty miles south of
San Francisco. After setting up our booth we had some time to drive up and look
the big city over. I actually went to college in the Bay Area so I was acting
tour guide. If you’ve been to San Francisco I don’t have to tell you it is a
spectacular sight to behold. Just the bridges are worth the trip. In this
cosmopolitan splendor I began to reflect on the things I like about my hometown
of Yakima.
The sign by
the freeway “Yakima-- the Palm Springs of Washington”, now that is a
Yakima classic. I have no idea what it means, really, think about it. Years ago
the Beach Boys came to the fair and I remember one of them mentioning the sign
as in; what does it mean? It may mean we have a fine sense of
self-deprecating humor. Whatever the sign means I would miss it if it were
gone. By the way, it’s not true that Palm Springs has a sign: Palm Springs….
the Yakima of California.
Next on the
parade of quirky comedy is Millennium Plaza across the street from the
beautiful old Capitol Theater. This is an example of public art taken to such a
level of bad taste that it actually is kind of wonderful. Topping the whole
mess off is an elevated lighted halo ring: I like to think of it as a Mood Ring
of Love for Yakima. Once again that keen sense of Yakima humor rears its smiley
face.
Finally, I like the mascot of Yakima Valley Community
College; The Yaks. As I remember there was a stink about the old mascot not
being PC so the students voted to replace the Indians with the Yaks!! It says
it all as in Go Yaks Go. Brilliant in its simplicity.
At the Sportsman’s show we met and
chatted with hundreds of anglers and like all anglers they like to talk about
their favorite fishing water. What was interesting to me was their willingness
to drive 4 to 7 hours to go trout fishing for a day. Would I do that? If the
Yakima River was a four-hour drive, I don’t think so. A huge part of the
Troutbum life is having that access to a first rate trout stream, it’s the main
ingredient. So while our real estate is not appreciating like the Bay Area and
we don’t have a really great Chinese restaurant on every corner, I know for
myself I wouldn’t trade my Yakima address for one in the City by the bay.